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10 Ways to Your TF’s Heart

Pictured: Mediator between head, hands. http://campariandsofa.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/heart.jpg

Maybe you have a crush, or maybe you’re just trying to make up for not reading any of the twelve assigned books. Either way these are ten highly effective ways to your TF’s heart:

 

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Precision scalpel 

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Switchblade

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Hatchet

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Casually let it slip that the author of this week's readings is actually your aunt/uncle. You'd love to do lunch together...

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Tecpatlixquahua

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A well-timed holocaust joke

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Penknife

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Syringe

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Participating at least once per class

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Foods with saturated fats

 

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